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Erika Mitchell
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I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you this lil tidbit...

Last night we went to Costco to buy a bag of food for our dog Behr.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if we had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze 🤦🏾‍♀️) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your purse and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of a PITBULL and I was hit by a truck
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard!

...Let’s continue promoting reading!
I have to confess...I made this up to make you smile. It's your turn to copy/paste it and make someone else laugh.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
News Feed Erika Mitchell 1 hr · I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you this lil tidbit... Last night we went to Costco to buy a bag of food for our dog Behr. Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if we had a dog. I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze 🤔🤦🏾‍♀️😳) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right? 😝😝 So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less! I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your purse and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story). Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not! I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of a PITBULL and I was hit by a truck 😂😂😂 I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard! ...Let’s continue promoting reading! 😁 I have to confess...I made this up to make you smile. It's your turn to copy/paste it and make someone else laugh. We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY 😄😄😄
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